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A 35 year-old Marine reservist from Texas scored the longest sniper kill of the war to date. From his position on a rooftop in Ramadi, the Marine directed his spotting scope across the Euphrates River and located a terrorist loading a 120mm mortar round into a tube. He dispatched the terrorist with a single shot. Before the terrorist's accomplice could react, he had joined his partner on a journey to meet their maker.

The range of the two shots? Over 1,000 yards.

The sniper is Herbert B. Hancock from Bryan, TX. You can read a more detailed story here

You can say that reservists aren't as well-trained and as effective as active duty troops. Just don't say it within 1,050 yards.

Qatar, a country study

I had my first opportunity to get off-base a couple days ago. It was just a brief foray, in the company of a couple Aussie officers I know. We were out after dark so I didn't get to see any of the surrounding landscape, and we're not allowed in the bazaars after dark. The Aussies, of whose speech I was able to understand only every third word or so, were interested only in the upscale places. They looked at Brietling watches and coats by Armani &endash; hardly the rug merchant tents I usually like to visit. Regardless, it was a change of scenery, and I was able to compile the following facts (some of which I have not yet been able to confirm completely) about our host nation:

Geography

Qatar is a 43X96 mile polyp-shaped peninsula in the Arabian Gulf. Its lowest elevation is sea level; its highest, the Grand Pinnacle, is 20 feet above sea level at its lofty summit.

Most country studies compare a nation's acreage to that of Rhode Island, if it's small, or Texas, if it's large. I describe size in terms of the Zoe scale. It would take my unsupervised two-year-old daughter a week to destroy a nation of Qatar's size.

Climatology

While, contrary to urban legend, Qatar isn't the birthplace of the world's most popular musical instrument, Qataris can at least point to their climate with pride. It manages to combine both the blistering heat of the Arabian deserts and the oppressive humidity of the tropics. Not many nations have that to their credit.

History

Qatar was founded by nomadic tribes accustomed to wandering after their flocks in the desert. Having never seen a large, permanent body of water, tribes settled along the coast, waiting for the water to dry so they could resume their peregrinations. They are still waiting, although by now their flocks have long since departed.

Agriculture/Flora and Fauna

Five or six date palms grow along the coast. Vast herds of dust bunnies roam freely, darkening the plains like pale, hornless bison.

Demographics

Population: 350 National citizens, 7 million foreign contract workers to run their shops, sweep their streets, and raise their children

National Pastime

Counting oil fortunes, Scowling at foreigners, refusing to yield in traffic circles

Economics

Everyone's filthy rich

We're seeing lots of new faces around here. It's turnover time, and relief forces are coming into the theater. Last night at dinner there were several tables of people in completely civilian clothes without even the beginnings of a protective dust layer on their skin. They were so new I expected them to be wearing shrink wrap. We like seeing newbies everywhere. Not only do they remind us that we'll be replaced soon, but they're also pretty entertaining. Today I was taking the bus to work and it paused in the transient part of our compound. A female captain climbed aboard and said, "Is this the bus to the chow hall?" It was an unexpected question, because from any point in the compound you could hit the chow hall with a rock. Without batting an eye, the bus driver replied, "no ma'am, this is the bus to the laundromat."

The captain disembarked, and is probably still looking for the chow hall bus.

It was a little cooler here today. A thick layer of clouds slid across the sun while I was running. It's the first time in recent memory that I haven't needed sun screen. While the heat abated though, the wind remained constant. I ran against a constant 15 mph headwind for 3 miles. The dusty, relentless wind reminded me of west Texas. I started looking for tumbleweeds. In my imagination, I populated the wasteland around me with mesquites and prickly pears, and it looked a lot better. You know a place is desolate when it's improved by such an addition.

Tomorrow I'm hoping to avoid the office and catch a flight instead. My flights these days are so few and far between that I'm in danger of forgetting what I do on the jet. Luckily, I'll have someone looking over my shoulder again, keeping me from getting anyone killed. It works out well for the guy I'm flying with too, because it's going to be a long sortie. It's nice to have somebody to talk to during the long ones.

Steven

Many Countries
Flags of some of the many nations that are part of our coalition


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