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After a trip to Mosul and back, accompanied both ways by prisoners, Steven meets other coalition fighters at Al Faw Palace. Steven, an Arabic-speaking Christian, writes poetry and carries a gun in Iraq:

Our flight plan was to travel first to Abu Ghraib prison, where we would drop off my only fellow passenger, an Army Lt Col. From there we would, with a few fueling stops along the way, fly on to Mosul. The hop to Abu Ghraib, just southwest of Baghdad, took only 10 minutes or so. As always in helicopters, I was caught by surprise when we took off. On our jet, takeoffs are accompanied by such a roar of engines and thrilling acceleration that you feel you've really accomplished something just to get off the ground. With helicopters though, engine noise remains pretty much the same, and there's no acceleration. I was seated facing the front of the plane, just aft of the right door gunner. One moment I was looking down at my lap, fussing with my harness, and the next moment I looked up to find we were 80 feet off the ground - which seems to be about the highest we flew all day.

Flying low is a good way to avoid getting shot. The closer you are to the ground, the longer you are blocked from sight by trees and buildings. At the speeds we fly, we hope to be upon a shooter and past him before he has time to draw a bead on us. Of course there are drawbacks to flying low. One is powerlines. We made some quite dramatic pop-ups to avoid those. They're fine if you see them coming, but they can be a shock if you're not prepared. Another drawback is birds. Flying low over a palm grove (most of the shooting comes from palm groves, and we were all keeping a close watch down below, where golden sunlight was slanting through the dusty palm leaves) we drove a flock of birds out of the trees. That flock startled another, and another, causing a chain reaction of birds rising like a wave ahead of us. The pilot had to make some violent maneuvers to avoid them, as did our wingman, who flew at a short distance beside us.

When we landed at Abu Ghraib we counted 5 bloody smudges along the leading edges of the plane. The rotors and the stabilator had made quick work of the birds. Luckily, our engine intakes were feather-free.

My fellow passenger took his leave and we stood for a while on the tarmac in front of the prison. I took a couple pictures of the outside. Some of the aircrew had their pictures taken standing inside the gate, but I had no interest in that. I've been surrounded by walls and fences since I deployed, and I was enjoying being outside them for a while. We stood there in the warming morning sunshine counting bird strikes and peeing in the shadow of the plane, waiting, so I heard, for more passengers. As we waited there was a loud explosion, not too far away. The distant ones may shake the ground, but the lower registers are all you hear of them. Closer ones combine a loud crack with the rumbling. This had both. We looked in the direction from which the sound had come and saw a dust cloud rise from behind some buildings half a block away. We all got back on the plane and the pilots got the engines started.

That's when they brought the other passengers out. They were prisoners. The crew said they were being taken north to be released. They certainly looked happy, in addition to seeming well-fed. Their hands were zip-tied in front of them but they didn't seem to mind. They smiled as they climbed aboard. The crew is glad they're not blindfolded. "Blindfolded prisoners," they tell me, "Always throw up in the plane."

We lifted off again. Brief images of our flight: A major bridge into Baghdad is blocked at each end by massive Abrams tanks. That's not a roadblock I'd try to run. Abu Ghraib is a run-down depressing hole in the middle of a run-down industrial neighborhood. Lots of metal warehouses missing large parts of their roofs. Lots of empty spots between houses filled with piles of trash.

Mud-colored houses surrounded by mud-colored walls. Once in a while, the shock of green inside a compound. This is a nation of walls and fences. Walls for miles and miles out in the desert. I've never seen so much emptiness contained inside of walls. Lots of revetments and defensive fighting positions carved into the ground.

Towering minarets and swelling domes of mosques everywhere.

Now we are scorching along over palm groves. The gunners lean over the edge of their windows, swiveling their machine guns and their eyes. We are all looking (except the prisoners, who are looking at each other, and their guards, who are watching the prisoners), for tracers arching through the fronds, for the muzzle flash or the glint of reflected sunlight that could be someone below. For all our searching, we are not rewarded. Nobody minds a bit.

We refuel in Balad, one of Saddam's airbases. A long line of his MiGs, dilapidated now, stand nose to tail along a disused runway. Once-proud jet fighters now look ridiculous, like moulting birds of prey.

Just as city gave way to palm groves, the trees give way to wide flat stretches, broken once or twice by the great rivers and their tributaries, which slide in muddy lethargy through deep-cut channels. Dusty soil now is encroached upon by drifts of sand. Sand rolls below us, dune after wind-serrated dune. Gradually though, between the ochre dunes patches of topsoil appear again, and soon after that, tufts of grey-green. Dusty plants appear, and with them goats and their herders. The scene repeats itself over and over; goatherds rise from some desolate promontory where they squat, accompanied only by their donkey, their herd, and their footprints, and they thrust their hands into the sky, waving not just their hands, but their entire bodies. The gunners lean over their spindly machine guns. They have bullet-proof plates stacked under their seats and flak vests piled against the inside of the plane. They lean over their full ammo boxes, and sketch a wave in reply.

We land in Mosul after crossing a ridge of mountains and finding ourselves in another world. It is green and hilly here. Rooftops are not strewn with trash and streets are not littered. Pretty as it is, my goal here is to find the people with whom I'm supposed to coordinate and give them the information they need, find a chow hall and get some food in me, and get back to the helicopter in an hour and a half. Otherwise I'll be spending the night here. Amazingly, everything goes like clockwork.

The people I'm looking for work in an enormous palace. Just the size of the place leads me to believe I'm going to have a difficult job of finding them, but as I'm asking directions someone walking by hears me and says, "I know who that is. Come on; I'll take you there." I'm getting to see a pretty decent chunk of this theater of operations, and everywhere I go I see this kind of friendliness. I find it a remarkable byproduct of war that Americans seem to get friendlier with each other as we're waging it.

Anyway, I made my contact, had a good meeting, ate some very good manicotti (not just good by military chow standards - I mean very good.) and was back to the plane on time. We launch, travel a short distance to another field and stop for fuel, and then taxi to the far end of the runway from where we got gas. There awaiting us is a new batch of prisoners. These are not being released any time soon, it seems. I infer from things I overhear that they have been recently captured in some of the local fighting.

Their hands are zip-tied and they are blindfolded. They stand in line waiting for us, each with his hands on the shoulders of the man in front of him. They are holding their heads at crazy angles, trying to see their feet through the gap at the bottom of the blindfolds. (I pause to tell you there was a large but distant explosion just now. Not close enough to rattle the windows. No one here takes much notice.) One or two might be in their 20s. The rest are maybe in their 40s. They are mangy, dirty, dressed in jeans, galibeas, sweat pants. They stoop low as they approach the helicopter. A tall man at the end of the line is dressed in white. He is shivering in the rotor wash. Like most of them, he has a lot of gray in his hair. His though, is only near the roots. I wonder idly about why he would dye his hair.

I am uncomfortable sitting with my back to them. If these are the kinds of men who've been blowing up police stations in Mosul, what would stop them from going berserk in the plane? I see the gunner on my side is thinking the same thing. He checks his pistol to make sure the magazine is in place. Every time we land we have to clear our weapons so half the time you're nor sure if you have a magazine in or not. It's too noisy in the plane to hear each other, so he just reaches for my gun belt to see if my pistol is loaded. It is. He gives me the thumbs up.

The plane smells like dirty scared men. And then it smells like urine. One of the prisoners has soiled himself. The gunner hands me a package of paper towels and I pass them back to the guard. The guards are the only ones back there whose hands aren't tired, so they have to clean up. A vindictive guard would punish a prisoner for that, but I don't see anything like that. The mess is cleaned up as well as can be expected.

Later, having left the green north behind, and having recrossed the dunes, we are back in the land of scrubby plants and goat herds. Little walled compounds are everywhere here, each with its own modern version of a well - a 15 or 20 foot deep bulldozed scrape into the earth. Some houses have several nearby, with green water glinting in the bottom of just one or two. I am wondering whether anyone ever falls into these pits when the gunner and I see a blur coming from a little walled compound ahead of us and off to the side. A dog is chasing us. He is lean and rangy like a wolf or a saluki. His strides are long and with each one his front paws almost meet his pointed nose, he is so stretched out. It is an impressive show of speed and I am glad to see that the gunner has noticed it too. We both watch until we pass over the flying dog. The gunner grins at me and hands me a stick of gum.

The return to Abu Ghraib is uneventful. We deposit our prisoners and then race back to Camp Victory. On the way, we overfly another palace. This one is holed neatly through the roof, and some floors have collapsed. None of the buildings nearby shows any damage.

Other things I've wanted to write down before I forget - all the coalition troops here. Yesterday I saw Italians, Poles, Ukranians, Koreans, some unidentified Arabs, Brits, Danes, and Aussies - all members of the invisible coalition. It's interesting to see all the different countries' takes on desert camouflage. The Ukrainians wear mottled brown that actually looks like it would blend well with the terrain - but they wear blue-striped undershirts that kind of ruin the effect.

Two days ago I was in the Al Faw Palace - the one in the middle of a lake that I wrote about the other day - with a small group of officers. I wanted to buy Multi National Corp stickers for my son. On my way to the place where they sell them I passed Saddam's Big Chair. This is a great big throne that was built for him to commemorate his victory in the Iran/Iraq war. (If something about that doesn't sound right, you just have to remember that the Iraqi minister of information was still in business at that time.)

Saddam's Big Chair is a huge attraction. Everyone has their picture taken sitting in it, and just recently they used it for Santa to sit in while they took pictures to send home. I was walking past it with my little group when a Polish officer, who was apparently heading home after a tour here, waved us over enthusiastically. He told his interpreter to ask us if we would have our pictures taken with him. He wanted to show everyone at home what friends he had found in the Americans.

Everybody here seems to feel that way. Our allies are very pleasant and friendly and seem to appreciate being able to make common cause with us against this dangerous enemy. I'll bet that's something you don't see in the news back home.

A Lt Col I met has stopped in to check on me. He's taking a bucket of golf balls and a couple of drivers down to the edge of Saddam's palace lake and he's inviting me to help knock some of them into the water. I'm absolutely terrible at golf, but I like the idea of standing in front of that colossal monument to Saddam's ego, and driving golf balls into the water.

Steven

Al Faw Palace, home of Saddam's Big Chair, is surrounded by a lake
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Palm Groves are a bit bigger than you might have imagined!
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